A cozy, cheeky holiday sweatshirt that brings a wink and a snarky smile to cold nights. This mid-weight crewneck wears soft and warm, with clean lines and stitched durability so the funny graphic stays front-and-center through many winters. The illustrated green holiday character in a Santa hat and sweater delivers a playfully irreverent caption — 'Rock Paper Scissors Throat Punch! I Win' — that lands with fellow fans of dark-humor seasonal apparel. Slip it on for low-key gatherings, tree-decorating marathons, or when you want to brighten a chilly evening with a laugh. The neutral background keeps the art poppy while the classic fit layers easily over shirts or under coats.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed elastic collar and double-needle stitched seams
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Embroidered or printed decoration options; DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints
- OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically grown US cotton; made in Nicaragua

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean